Turned 54 years old today. Stuck, for a year, with the same number as Brian Urlacher. Yuck.
|1967. 8th birthday|
Most of the time.
Never mature. Always responsible.
I'll celebrate by making pictures at the Knox College International Fair. Maybe a Guinness later. There's work to do tomorrow. Don't look for me to be crawling on the sidewalks tonight. I'll probably be in bed by 11 p.m.
Who knows what today will bring, besides what's planned? Things could change. But, in no particular order, here are some memories from birthdays past.
1. There was a broom closet by the back door of the house. Mounted on the wall of the closet was a pencil sharpener. The wall became a magnet for graffiti as I'd go to sharpen a pencil while doing homework. "Today, I'm 11." I wrote on that wall in 1970. I wonder if it's still there?
2. Mom was a good cook. Not fancy, but good. But for two consecutive years, she had problems with birthday cakes. One year, the icing was as hard as concrete. My neighbor buddy, Mark Guthrie, and I, had to almost chisel our way to the cake. It made for a laugh. Mom must have overcompensated the next year. The icing ran off the cake, and off the cake container, on to the table. It also made for a laugh.
3. I spent one birthday in Des Moines, Iowa. Sent there as a staffer with The National Sports Daily, with a co-worker, John McGrath. Would have been my 32nd birthday, 1991. Frank DeFord, the big boss in New York, hand selected John and I to go out and cover the WWF, or whatever wrestling organization was big at the time. DeFord was upset that the organization was, in his view, exploiting the Gulf War by using a couple of characters, Sgt. Slaughter and The Sheik, I think, to stereotype and create tension and hatred. McGrath and I got little access and retired to the hotel bar.
4. My good friend Rick Alspaugh and his parents invited me a long with them to the Tan-Tar-A resort in the Lake of the Ozarks. Rick and I are the same age. (his birthday is April 26th). We were probably around 11-12 years old. We woke up one morning and hit the ground running. Bowling, playing air hockey, ice skating.... Mid-afternoon, Rick suggests we better head back to the A-frame we were all staying in. After we walked through the door, I happened to be standing under a balcony. Confetti rained down, dropped by Marty Neibur and Betsy Sloan (part of the group), and "Happy Birthday" was sung to me. It was three o' clock in the afternoon before I realized it was my birthday. I had been having too much fun with Rick! We then had birthday cake. Sue Alspaugh had had the resort kitchen bake a cake for me.
5. Rick figures into this one too. He calls on my birthday (a Sunday, I think), and suggests I come over to shoot pool at his house. My dad was still alive. I'm guessing this may have been my 13th. Mom and Dad both offered to drive me across town to Alspaughs. It was unusually cold. I told Rick, "No thanks, I'm in and warm and watching football." About 20 minutes later, the phone rings again. Rick, with the same offer. Again, I decline, even though my parents were saying I should do it, it would be fun. On Rick's THIRD call, soon after the second, Rick says, "Look asshole. We're trying to throw a surprise birthday party for you, over here. Why don't you come over and join us?" I did. It was fun.
Other birthdays of note:
1. 16 (drivers license)
2. 18 (legal at last)
3. 19 AND 21 (legal to drink) Illinois was 19 to drink. They changed the law to 21 on January 1st, 1980. The state did not grandfather clause those who were previously legal. I was "under aged" for 25 days. I got to celebrate the legal drinking age TWICE in my life!
|Rick Alspaugh, left, and my dad, at my 14th birthday|